Wattmeterum Naangalum !!

Ennaga titlaye romba nerama padikireenga....Oru POWERful ana title vaikkanum apdindradukaga bayangarama yosichi vacha title nga :) Why blood, same blood... Seringa title ah vidunga, athukkum namma kathaikkum sambandame illa... Title summa effect ukku thaan...

August 1, 2004. 48 boys, 11...

First day seating arrangement gave away which guy will be in which gang for the rest of their college life. A class without a gang.. no way even if it is the pshycho department. Here are the gangs of our class...

1) Pistus - Mudal naal class la kadaisi bench la ukkanthu koratta vutta kabothi pasanga... Apdiye ennamo ponnugattaye pesamattom.. naanga ellam aan singangal, only distubution - viniyogastha urima da - apdinnu sollittu side gap la santhula sindhu paduna pasanga...intha group la oru 30 singam irunthuchu...onnukku theriyama innonu, irundha ella sappa figure odayum kadala pottuchu, bun um vaanguchi. konjam asingam thaan.

2) GroundNuts - Kadavul innamo evangala ponnugala kappathurathukagave padacharunnu feel panninu suthuna pasanga...First day class la matha pasangala sutama kandukkama ponnunga desk pinnadi poi ukkanthu thanni vaangi kudicha pasanga...Oru aan, oru pon apdinndra illakanathu eduthukatta valntha deivanga...but validity period one year thaan.

Pistus yaaruna intha gang la irukkuravan oruthana ottita, gang eh avanukku aruthal solra alpa gang.

3) Untouchables - Aduththa Thomas Alwa Edison nama thaan apdinnu nenachittu suthuna pasanga...ivanugalukku gang ellam kedayathu.. ovvoruthanum thani thani suthuvaanuga,library kulla... Library books a ollichi vakkirathu, Nalaikku assignment ah innaikke mudhichi vathiyar ta nalla per vaangurathu... adhutha masam vaara internals kku ippove padikkuradhunnu neraya criminal activities la edupadurathuthan ivanuga vela...polapatha pasanga. First day class la ivanuga kandippa first bench la thaan ukkaruvaanuga.. vaathiyar solra mokka comedykku oru mani neram siripanuga.

4) Avuthuvittathuga(Out casts) - Namma class la figure illayennu varutha padama.. friend class la irukkura super figurukku friend mulamave route pottu nongu thinna gang. Intha class layum serama.. antha class layum serama.. EEE um ECE um sernthu padicha punniyavaanyuga...Matha ellam gangum avanga avanga class ku pona.. ivanunga.. machi unakku CS, enakku ECE.. appo enakku machi.. nee IT paaru da nnu, counselling la select panna vendiya seat ah inga thaan decide pannunaanuga...

Nanbargale, neengale, neenga entha entha gangnnu pakkaathula ukkanthunirukkavanga manasatchiya(nallu varusham EEE padicha namakku engada manasatchi) thottu(dei payana iruntha mattum thodungada.. serupadi vaangatheenga) mudivu pannunga.

Part 1 - First Year :

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"Machi antha STATE 3, 1178 am da, avanakitta paathu nadakkum.. sernthu ukkanthu padicha avanukku aduththa mark vaangidalam da. Un total evolo da?". "I am Balaji and I am 1185. What is ur name ?". "My name Prasanna unga.. enna Bluto nnu koopiduvaanga.. naan last bench porenga..". "dei what cutopp u..."."half ellam adikuradhu illenga.. only beer..." - Nalaya Einstenin indraya conversation.

"Whats ur name?". Ponnunga gang "Actually, originally basically, mathematically, psychologically, en per Anoosh unga.. unga per ellam theva illa... address mattum sollunga.. BF irunthallum irunthallum parava illenga...Summara irunthallum parava illenga...Il tha ka sa ya irukka ? Enakku irukunga. Mudala unga phone number ellam varisaya line katti sollunga paapom. he he he". - Start pannitangaleyeya.

"Whats ur name?". A lady lecturer. "Sasiretha". "Oh Rita, as in Revolver Rita.. good good.. ". "No Mam, its Re, Retha, SasiRetha". "Yeag Rita, fine. I got it". "Enna got it". "Retha, Retha nnu vaai kiliya solren la kekalaya". "Seri ma Sasi. Ukkaru." - Introduction finish.

A.B.c.d.e.F.g.H.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.P.q.R.S.T.u.v.w.x.y.z. "I got A and S". "Shut up! I got the B and the F word". You know who it is. Nivi and Bala.

"Enkitta naalu coins irukke...atha vechi tiger biscuit vaanguvane".118. "Enta 10 coins irukke...unakku tharamatane".141 "Dei pasangala enkitta 20 coins irukku...atha vechi 10S vaanguven".109. "Dei three aako(aarva kolaru) gala, mothama moonu ruba vechittu unga mokka thanga mudiyaleye da. Narayana..intha kosukala adichi kollunga da dei". 102. - AAKO MAANAADU.

"Machan, naan trinelveli kke periya dada da...naan nadanhu vantha total city eh terror ayidum machi". "Dei epdi da avathu...nee kulikkama, moonchikku powder mattum pottuna vantha, periya manmadha kunja nee. Ajit kkum unakkum oru vidyasamume illada.. avanum vetti scene, neeyum thaan". "Aama ivaru periya Nanda Suriya, solla vantaru.. moodinnu poda". "Machi, I am Arun da. Super comedy ah pesureenga. Ha ha ha ha". "Dei I am Murgs da. Yes Yes. Ha ha ha ha". - Machi, ovvoru ponnukkum ovvoru feeling....oru quarter sollen.

Part 2 - Second Year:

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"Yei naan books perum author perum solren, sariya note panni vachikko di, evening ukkadam poi vaangalam. Ellam foreign authors thaan vangurom Sangee". "Seri di Shiva. Ennoda Benz laye poyidalam". "Electronic circuits - Lakme pears, Electornic devices - Yardley Farren Lovely, MI - Anne French, LIC - Pasi Paruppu.. chi chi... Axe Duscan". "Dei! enna da kans antha ponnu foreign authors nnu sollitu cosmetics pera sollinu irukku". "Vidura Innaci, namma list pathiya, ED - Murugesh kumar, EC - Kanniyappan, MI - yei galiju pera irukku da ithu... etho saany am..."Athu Sawney da. LIC kku?". "Athukku karady notes pothum da". - Exam fever. Vathiyar eluthi kodutha prescription, BIT.

"Dei induction motor traction irukura nala thaan da work aaguthu. Athe maari, DC motor ah eduthu, AC generator mela vecha super ah odum theriyuma". Kumurukindra Vel. "Daily 30 mutta, 1 litre paal, body summa kinnunu ayidum therima". Rajkumar. "Voltmeter ayum ammeter ayum apdiye straight ah power la kudukkanum da". Jumbo Jana. "Machi perichambalam juice uppu pottu kudicha super ah irukkum da". Thiru Thiru thuru thuru. - Vanthutaya, Vanthutaya.. Lateral entries vanthutaya.

"Dei nalla time pass sollava, evanayavathu koopitu vachi, nalla ottu ottu nu ottalam, illa pothu mathu podalam, enna solreenga...ha ha ha", Yegs. "Ye machi shoes pottutu ground duthi odalam machi, body ah fit ah vechikanum", LV. "Dei pongada, naan nalla koopara paduthu thoonga poren..aaaaaahhh", Gopal. "Machi, nee class layum atha thaanda panna", Peter Prince. "Dei classukkaga ulaikkanum da...vaa intrams volunteer ah povom", Arvind - Polluthu poongavagum kallori.

"Assignment mudichitiya Manju?", Chandra. "Neethe mudichiten", Manju. "Konjam antha master copy ah kuden, copy pannikuren"."Name eluthi vecha first page mattum thaan enkitta irukku, mathathellam pasanga pudingitaanga". "Dei yaaruna enakku assignment eluthi kudungada, pls", Mahesh Babu sorry Karthik. "Aiyo". "You see, I dont know taamil. I was born and bought up in perica..Actuallt my name is Truie Mahael". "ushhapa, ippove kanna ketuthe. Aaya vela ellam illayam, poi padikkira valiya paaru". "What?". "Tamil da". - Classnnu irundha naalu per naalu vidamadhan irupaanga.

"Dei Pinky, 0 and 1 ah wire valiya pass panra subject kku peru thaan da computer networks", _i. "Aama, naan ulla vantha udane, enda kadalmuttaya eduthu thalaganikku adiyula olluchi vacha?", Pinky. "Ithu per thaan black box, 0 and 1 ah ithu valiya pass panna veliyila information varum". "Kadasiya eppo da kulicha? kabbu thaangala !" - Vinodapiravigal.

Part 3 - Third Year:

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"Epdiya intha reading vanthathu unakku?"(ungallukku ivara theriyatha :P)."Sir, neethu thirupathi poirundhen sir, inthaanga sir prasadham, alwa", Karuthu. "Yes, Yes, nalla temple ya, statues la nalla irukkum, very nice place to visit, alwa kooda nalla irukkuya". 28/30. "Epdiya intha reading vanthathu unakku?". "Sir.....", Vel. "Solluya, current epdi 30 ohms vanthathu". "Sir, antha phota la yoga panrathu neengala sir ?". "Aama ya, that is called woodcut aasana, meditation kooda pannuven, neengalum pannunga". "Yes sir, naan daily pannuven, Morning and evening sir"."Good, good". 26/30. "Epdiya intha reading vanthathu unakku?". "Sir, rheostat ah low la irunth hig varaikkum increase pannum bothu, motor oda speed la 30 rpm la vecha, 2 milliAmps current ammeter pogum, Appo intha reading eduthen sir", Suresh."ssshhhhh, yes, yes, techinal ah nalla therinchu vechirukkenga". 24/30. "Sir, Naan last week madurai temple ponnen sir"."sshhhh". "Yoga la Indian oruthar thaan sir World champion. Engappa kooda meditation ellam pannuvaaru". "ssshhhhhhhhh"."Sir, ammeter, voltmeter, speedometer, ohmmeter, wattmeter all mater sir"."assssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh". 18/30. "Naara paya 18 thaanda pottan", Bharath Ram. - Obse Record Sign vaangumbothu.

"Naan kalaila thoppampatti la irundhu 6.30 kilambuven da", Thoda. "Naanu naanu", Manoj. "Morning veetula idli super da, amma kesari chance eh illa", Srikanth. "Enga veetulayum super breakfast da", Praveen. "Enna enga appa drop pannar da", keerthi." Naana innova va illa ikon ah.. etho onnula vandhen da machi". "Dei macha, 8.15 ku enthuchu, junior NTR pray pannitu, mess la hot water and white rotti saptuchu, walk vanthen da classkku. 10 mins thaan late", Vamsi. - Home away from home, just for fun.

"Kanna engada pora?". "Nee enga irundhu vaarennu mudala sollu". "Lab la irundhu thaan. Night 8 manikku engada pora, yaarkoda porennu sollu?"."Athe 8 mani varikkum lab la yaaru kooda enna panninu irundhannu sollu". "Chi poda". "Vekkam veraya idhula. Pongada poi ethuna polappa paarunga". "Athellam irukkatum Sithappa, Sithiya kettatha sollu". "Summa modittu poda". Ponnunga pera kadasi varikkum sollama oru mani neram pechu. Vera yaarunga. Veera and Gothu kannan - Thiratha villayttu pillaigal.

Part 4 - Final Year:

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"Dei, corner seats pidinga da, bit nalla pass pannunga, GD substitue podalam, 100% place aana seri", PR SatB."Impress pannu pa enna". "Ungala epdi impress panradhu, unga ponnu irundha kootinu vaanga machi"."Hey, you have 5 minutes to impress me". "Unga company figure ah correct panna honeymoon package kudupeengala", Baba. "ur placed pa"."Thambi, unakku C pathi enna theriyum". " Sea na neraya thanni irukkum, beach ellam mannu irukum, basket ball vilayada mudiyathu". "C ya yaaru kandupidichanga?". "Michael Jordan...illaya". "What is a structure?". "36-28-36". "You are selected". "college basketball team laya sir", Senthil. - Placement ellam engallukku alwa sapudura maadhiri.

"Machi, ava enna reject pannitta da...enna thanni adikka vechitta da", Ram anna. "Dei Pals, nee enakku moonu moona theriyura da", modakudi Baskar. "Dei moda kodi, unakku overachu nippattu", Pals. "Dei pallavanukku over aachu na ella ponnugalayum kannulaya.. ah ah ah...", Hari. "Dei naara vaya, kaakoos vaya, modittu kudi da". "Yei enda nanba ipdi scene podura. Naan ellam alaparaya kudutha thanga matta. Nanbaen da". " Dei ellam line katti aako room munnadi vaanthi edunga", Ram mama. - Censored version of a drinking session.

Ponnunga group - "I have 3", Kiruthika, "Enakku 2 thaan", Suganthi, "Me too two", Devi. "ha ha ha.. I have 4", AK.

Vathiyar -"Ennamma ellarukkum evolo boy friends ah ?"

Ponnunga group - "No sir, the number of jobs we have !".

Pasanga group -"Enakku 6". "Enakku 4". "Enakku 13 da".

Vathiyar - "Good good, ponnungala vida ungakkitta neraya offers irukke?".

Pasanga group - "Yoi, athu naaga vechirukkura cup ya..aala paaru. po" - Enna ithu Vaaliba vayasu.

"Dei, oru naai enna thorathittu vanthathu, naan jaobla kaiya vittu paathen, onnume illa, Sarinu, antha naaai vala pidichi, thalaya suthi potten paaru, naai sethu pochu", Veeran Prabhakaran. "Machan, avangalluku kalyanam ippo thaan da agirunthathu, avana adakka mudilaya, ava office kku poi....", Sex Story Sridhar(SSS). "Machi, chance eh illa. no way. Baanu number venuma. Buslaye.. he he he", Sachu Mama. "Dei ME pannanum da, ME ellam waste machi.. 24 la kalyanam panniduven, 32 munnadi kalyanama, chance eh illa. Tennis ellam enakku pidikadhu da, naalaikk RS puram povom da tennis racket vaanga", Anbu - Enjoy maadi, thats whats college life is for.

Enna friends padichacha ? NMB, RV, Shahi Grill, Hostel mess, Ganapathy mess, Bomerang, Senthil Kumaran theatre itha pathi ellam onnum eluthalennu pakkureengala.. Namma next story eh athana.. Wait maadi :)

(All characters in thi story are real. Any differences from the original purely coincidental. Writings are purely intentional. Naan potta mokka pathalenna, comment la neengalaum podunga.)